1. (via vlavian)

     
  2. darning-socks:

    "Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

    (via vlavian)

     

  3. afixwithsontarans:

    [kills a man]

    [looks into camera like in the office]

    image

    (via huzzahitsthedoctor)

     
  4. skeetbucket:

    This makes me happy to be alive

    (Source: bythepowercosmic, via vlavian)

     

  5. thatwritinglife:

    suntbone:

    salmiakkivodka:

    If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

    But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

    But homosexuality is bad

    I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

    Guys I got it

    Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

    I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

    (via vlavian)

     
  6. prrb:

    please turn on the audio for this

    (via dutchster)

     
     

  7. spicyshimmy:

    cool idea: clean this planet up and get awesome so we’re not all totally embarrassed when the vulcans arrive

    (via grootmadeofcute)

     
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  9. When will I get my fucking timetable!

     
  10. feed-me-fitness:

    liveloveliftheavy:

    imgonnamakeachange:

    EXACTLY HOW I FEEL

    Right?!

    You put it in words

    (via explosive-wasabi)