1.  

  2. shinymaplesquid:

    shinymaplesquid:

    I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

    #welcometocanada

    I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

    UPDATE:
    I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

    image

    (Source: pancakessexual, via dat-dot-doe)

     
  3. noyoufuckingcannot:

    He-ate-us meme + [2/2] Guest Stars/Minor characters.
    ↳ Mason Verger.

    (via nightwerewolf)

     
  4. cosmictuesdays:

    nadiacreek:

    coelasquid:

    deformutilated:

    Fudge recipe on a headstone

    I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

    I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

    That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

    (via apartment4d-hallway)

     
  5. (via dutchster)

     

  6. pink-talisman:

    getting that thing in the mail likeimage

    image

    image

    (via dat-dot-doe)

     
  7. thesoldierfromthemountains:

    earthdad:

    a cute snail eating a strawberry

    u just take ur time there lil buddy

    ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

    (via dat-dot-doe)

     
  8. adreianpayne:

    yes hello we are open good morning

    (Source: 4GIFs.com, via jamie-thompson)

     
  9. elirya:

    "Anything else that you would like to share?"

    (via klausymikaelsons)

     
  10. bevsi:

    modern au bubbline bye

    (via dat-dot-doe)